我有一个很搞笑的学生，
Wǒ yǒu yí gè hěn gǎoxiào de xuéshēng,
I have a funny student,
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他常常喜欢开我玩笑。
tā chángcháng xǐhuan kāi wǒ wánxiào.
he often likes making fun of me.
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有一次，我们上网课的时候，
Yǒu yí cì, wǒmen shàng wǎngkè de shíhou,
Once when we had online class,
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我咳嗽了。
Wǒ késou le.
I was coughing.
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他说：
Tā shuō:
He said:
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啊！你有新冠病毒！
À! Nǐ yǒu xīnguān bìngdú!
Ah！You have the novel coronavirus!
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别传染给我！
Bié chuánrǎn gěi wǒ!
Don’t spread it to me!
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因为wifi很快，
Yīnwèi wifi hěn kuài,
Because wifi is very fast,
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传染病毒也很快！
chuánrǎn bìngdú yě hěn kuài!
so the virus spreads fast too!
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这个星期三他告诉我，
Zhège xīngqī sān tā gàosu wǒ,
This Wednesday he told me,
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他感染了新冠病毒，
tā gǎnrǎn le xīnguān bìngdú,
He got infected by the novel coronavirus.
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住在医院十一天了。
zhù zài yīyuàn shí yī tiān le.
and has been staying in the hospital for 11 days.
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有时候好，有时候不好。
Yǒu shíhou hǎo, yǒu shíhou bù hǎo.
Sometimes he feels good, sometimes he feels bad.
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我听了很不开心，
Wǒ tīng le hěn bù kāixīn,
I am not happy to hear that,
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也希望他可以快点好！
yě xīwàng tā kěyǐ kuài diǎn hǎo!
and I hope he gets better soon!
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大家，你们出门的时候，
Dàjiā, nǐmen chūmén de shíhou,
Guys, when you go out,
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别忘了戴口罩和多洗手！
bié wàng le dài kǒuzhào hé duō xǐshǒu!
don’t forget to wear your mask and wash your hands more!
Credit: Yanyan Lin from Learn Chinese Facebook Group
